Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals

Teaser 03: Clive Barker

Episode Summary

It's Clive Barker's turn to tell a story at the Midnight Pals' campfire.

Episode Notes

The third teaser trailer from the upcoming audio adaptation of Bitter Karella's Hugo-nominated microfiction Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals, based on the first ever Midnight Pals tweet! Contains NSFW language.

CAST 

A transcript of this trailer is available at https://midnight-pals.simplecast.com/episodes/teaser-03-clive-barker/transcript

Episode Transcription

ANNOUNCER: Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals, created by Bitter Karella.

[SPOOKY ORGAN MUSIC, BELLS CHIMING]

MARY SHELLEY: ’Sup fuckers. I got a story for you.

EDGAR ALLAN POE: Mary, it’s Clive Barker’s turn tonight.

CLIVE BARKER: (TERRIFIED) Uh... Mary can tell the story, if she wants.

SHELLEY: No, no. Let’s have Clive’s story. [SOUND OF SWITCHBLADE OPENING] Better be good.

HP LOVECRAFT: Edgar, you said Mary Shelley wasn’t allowed to bring her switchblade to—[SWISH OF BLADE]—aaah!

SHELLEY: Go on, Clive.

BARKER: (NERVOUSLY) Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story... [SPARKLE] "The Tale of the Horny Ghost who Liked to Fuck".

SHELLEY: Huh. (PAUSE) Yeah go on, let’s hear that one.

[MUSIC]

ANNOUNCER: Based on the Hugo-nominated microfiction, Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals is coming late 2023 to wherever you find podcasts. Follow the Pals on twitter at @midnight_pals.